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Artist | Student | Varied
United Kingdom
Best judge me after you get to know me

Current Residence: WALES
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Varied to mood
Favourite photographer: Rossetti
Favourite style of art: Manga
Operating System: Windows 7 ULTIMATE :L thanks to dave :P
MP3 player of choice: Creative
Shell of choice: Turtles?
Wallpaper of choice: At the moment it is a picture of a flying turtle with a city on it's back
Skin of choice: I'm stuck with Brown not that im complaining
Favourite cartoon character: Girr (invader zim) He is just me but robotic and smaller.
Personal Quote: For a human being you walk pretty damn fast.
My first Porno, I was INSANELY young when i watched my first porno. I remember it far to well, however i cannot recall what the name of that movie was. All i remember is that I was 6 when I watched my first porno.

My parents went out to work and they left me in the house on my own because I was a trusting kid. Or so they thought that. They went it was around two in the afternoon. I wanted to watch a movie while they were away, so I got my box of movies I picked up "Dumbo" and put the cassette into the VCR. I then realised that this is not the movie I wanted to watch, it was a scene of a guy running through the jungle. I remember going "this isn't the movie I wanted to watch". I carried on watching cause I didn't know what the hell this was. Then BOOM sex scene, No idea what was going but i was freaked out so i ran outside to call my friend. His name was Betis, he was french and i called him to my house to show this cause I had no idea what was going on.

He had no idea what we were watching, so we just sat there watching this having no idea what on earth was going on. I was more shocked of it if anything. Then mum and dad came home, and needless to say I had my ass whooped :L

In hindsight I realised that it was a Tarzan Spoof, and Jane was showing tarzan what to do when his pee pee was up. haha. That was the first porno I watched.
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MiharuSokushi 2 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Emoji08 Hi ! Thank you so mush for the fav ! Emoji04
Frozen - HUG!
phatmansam 1 day ago  Student General Artist
Haha, no worries :) i am liking teh swords/katana. Looks like Kempachi's of bleach 
MiharuSokushi 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
Yes, this is the katana Kenpachi! It's 140 cm ! :D
:D Thanks for the fave 'Coob
phatmansam Dec 11, 2013  Student General Artist
No worries :D
TheBlondeAngel102 Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
thannks for the fave
dreamlongdead Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the fav
thank you for the fave!^^
A301P May 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks for fav! :)
jbbrandi Apr 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the favourite. :)
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